A Visit to the Digital Doctor
Get thee to a knackery, foul knave!
So he's sent me a rival version which, quite frankly, is not up to scratch. However in the interest of balance, I have decided to publish it, albeit after minor surgery from the digital doctor.
Very minor.

A little tweak helps the features.

A bit more of a tweak makes them even better.

But nothing quite beats a radical Rodofaciaplasty.